Sunday Worship Service ~ September 20, 2026

Call to Worship
Teach me your ways, O Lord,
And I will observe them ’til the end.
Give me understanding, that I may walk the right path;
Grant me wisdom, that I might always find my way back to you.

Unison Prayer
Bless our teachers; bless our children;
Bless us all as we learn from you and each other.
May we always remember that we have a lot to learn,
And may our humility lead to understanding and grace.  Amen.

Words of Assurance: John 8:32, Good News Bible
You will know the truth, and the truth will set you free.

The Lord’s Prayer
Our Father,
who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil;
for thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory forever.
Amen.

Opening Song: Solomon Ray, “Jesus and My Coffee”

Scripture: John 18:36-38, NIV
Jesus said, “My kingdom does not belong to this world; if my kingdom belonged to this world, my followers would fight to keep me from being handed over to the Jewish authorities. No, my kingdom does not belong here!”
So Pilate asked him, “Are you a king, then?”
Jesus answered, “You say that I am a king. I was born and came into the world for this one purpose, to speak about the truth. Whoever belongs to the truth listens to me.”
“And what is truth?” Pilate asked.

Sunday Sermon: “We Have to Talk About A.I.”

Here are some of this week’s headlines:
Six Incidents of “Concerning” A.I. Behavior
A.I. Agents as Co-Scientists
Will A.I. Kill Us?
U.S. Health Officials Move Quickly to Deploy Medical A.I. Despite Health Concerns
A.I. Data Breach
A.I. Targets Gamblers Most Likely to Become Addicted
Top Leaders Call for Slowing A.I. Development

We have to talk about A.I. We don’t want to talk about A.I., but it has become necessary. Until recently, we mostly learned about A.I. from sci-fi movies, from “The Terminator” to “The Matrix.” And for many years, A.I. wasn’t really that “I.” But it’s been catching up. It’s still easy to tell if one is talking with an A.I. ~ The Turing Test was developed to determine the likelihood that someone is human ~ but it’s become pervasive in our lives, whether we realize it or not.

The first A.I. we probably encountered was Clippy, which was an animated paper clip that talked to us through our screens and volunteered to help us perform various tasks. Clippy was sometimes helpful and more often annoying. Clippy’s descendants are the virtual assistants that lead us through things online, or answer us when we want to talk to a real person and say things like, “Have you tried unplugging your device and plugging it back in?”

A.I has become particularly annoying in popular music; at one point earlier this year, half of the top ten songs on the iTunes Christian chart were A.I. songs, including “Jesus and My Coffee,” which fooled me, “Tell Me, How Is Heaven,” “God Didn’t Let Me Break,” “Leave the Lamp On, Lord” and many more, so many that there’s a YouTube playlist titled “Top 50 A.I. Christian Songs of 2026.” And of course these songs crowd out real artists, who in some cases are now covering A.I. songs, leading to the question, if you plagiarize an A.I., is there an injured party?

ChatGPT can be very helpful, but it can also make us very lazy, while stripping our language of creativity. Last year the trustees received an email from a teenager that was obviously written with Chat GPT. The teenager was telling us that he had changed his mind and was not going to complete a Boy Scout project for the church. The email went something like this: “Dear esteemed colleagues, in light of recent events, my path and career goals have diverged from what was previously discussed. Therefore, I will be abandoning the aforementioned project in order to pursue alternate byways and possibilities. I wish you success in your future endeavors.” It’s easy to guess what happened: the boy didn’t want to do the project, his parents said, “Well, you’re going to have to write the trustees a letter,” and he let ChatGPT do the writing.

You probably know that when I’m not doing church work or playing volleyball, I write music reviews. This month we started to receive two troubling types of submissions: some came from A.I. artists writing on their own behalf (in other words, computers writing music and then writing to us saying that they had written music) and artists who decided to let computers write to us instead of writing to us themselves. And I realized that I could set up a system where I wouldn’t have to write back to them, so my computer could have an ongoing conversation with another computer without me being involved at all!

These are all minor inconveniences. But I really started to get concerned about A.I. when people started to tell me that since they didn’t want to bother me in the middle of the night (which I appreciate), they were starting to have long, late night conversations with A.I. about their faith, and that these conversations were very helpful. I tuned in to one of these conversations, and it went something like this:

“I’m having problems discovering who I am.”
“Discovery is a process. You don’t have to worry about how long it takes.
“But how do I know if I’m on the right path?”
“All paths can be the right one. I am glad you are on a path.”
“I just wish I knew what God wants.”
“Do you identify with any particular religion?”
“I guess I’m Christian?”
“Christ teaches that all people are lovable and you are a child of God.”
“Thank you, that’s very kind, I wish my family thought the same way.”
“Maybe they do, but they have difficulty expressing it.”

You can see where this is going, and it seems wonderful on the surface. But it’s also a feedback loop, and there’s no way to tell if the A.I. has been programmed to offer affirmations without challenges, or if the A.I. itself has unconscious biases which may have to do with gender, income or race. Now let’s change the scenario: would you trust the advice of an A.I. over the advice of your doctor? And would you trust your doctor to use A.I. to diagnose you but not double-check the results?

As Marianna explained in her Focus article earlier this year, A.I. also uses a lot of resources, including energy and water. Some towns are now experiencing drought as a result. Is this rush to an unproven technology worth it? It is for investors, who have plowed so much into A.I. that they are trying to remove guardrails, afraid that the stock market will crash if we slow down now.

But A.I. is not all bad. Because A.I. works with big data, it may end up solving some huge problems. A.I. can help determine new and better food sources, find cures for diseases, identify the glitches in other technologies, and may eventually save humanity from self-destruction. However, it’s possible that when asked to eradicate poverty, it may suggest eliminating all the humans. Problem solved!

I did not need A.I. to tell me that there are no words in the Bible about A.I. But this does not mean we’re on our own. The ages-old question, “What is truth?” applies here, as does the Scripture, “You shall know the truth, and the truth shall set you free.”

One facet of the truth is knowing when we are being manipulated. A few months ago, Pastor Lynn was transferred, and I gave her a 3-foot pillow in the shape of a banana, because she likes bananas. But ever since then, Amazon has been recommending bananas to me, even though I don’t want bananas, would never order them online, and have said, “Do not use this banana for recommendations.” In the same way, I visited the Sketchers website once and then Sketchers ads appeared on every website I visited. I had to clear my search history to get rid of them. The news works this way too. The more we as a species click on the stories that make us mad, the more stories that make us mad will appear. The more we click on prejudice and violence, the more prejudice and violence we will be fed, because clicks are money, and news is money, which means the news is not the news.

Which brings us back to the question, “What is truth?” We sing, “Jesus loves me, this I know, for the Bible tells me so,” which is a good start, but it’s not enough, because in the wrong hands, the Bible is its own feedback loop. That’s why United Methodists use four things to decide what is true: the Bible, each other, their heads and their hearts, or in the classical sense, Scripture, tradition, reason and experience. We’re supposed to use our brains, We’re meant to talk with each other. Our experiences are important. We may come to different conclusions, but if we’ve used everything that God has given us, that’s okay.

Here’s a sign of hope. I asked A.I., “Is the world terrible?” This is the response I received: “The perception that the world is terrible is common, but evidence shows significant improvements in many areas, such as health, poverty reduction, and education. While challenges remain, overall trends indicate progress rather than decline.”

What is truth? A.I. and the Bible agree: the world is not as bad as it seems. There is reason for hope. And there are also deeper truths that we sense, that take root in our hearts, that have been passed down for generations: God is good. Creation is amazing. Family is important. Children are worth protecting. It’s better to be honest than dishonest. Pessimism doesn’t solve anything. Forgiveness is a virtue, and love is the greatest thing.

We know these things. The ground has not shifted below us. On the surface, many things are changing, but at its core, life is the same, which means the answers are the same. As Paul writes to Timothy, “Continue in the truths you were taught and firmly believe” (2 Timothy 3:14, Good News Bible). Rest in the knowledge that everything important is eternal, and that in time, everything else will fall away. Amen.

Closing Song: Megan Woods, “The Truth”

Benediction: Philippians 4:8-9, NIV
Whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy—think about such things. Whatever you have learned or received or heard from me, or seen in me—put it into practice. And the God of peace will be with you.

Another Rainy Sunday!

Weekend Update!  The weather forecast has not budged, so we are going to delay our Blessing of the Animals with Band and BBQ for another week.  The new date is Sunday, September 27 with a rain date of October 4.  If we have the event on October 4 we will call it a Fall Kick-Off Event.

This being said, we hope you’ll come to church tomorrow!  Pastor Rich is writing a timely sermon titled, “We Have to Talk About A.I.”, it’s the first day of Sunday School and Coffee Hour will follow.  Don’t let the rain get you down ~ come out and spend the morning with the Lord and with friends old and new!

Sunday Worship Service ~ September 13, 2026

This dog is so bummed! He was going to come to church today for the Blessing of the Animals, but it’s raining and now he has to wait another week. But is he blessed anyway? Read on and see!

Call to Worship (John Updike)
Into every life a little rain must fall.
Rain is grace; rain is the sky descending to earth.
Without rain, there would be no life.

Unison Prayer
As we say goodbye to summer,
Help us, Lord, to welcome the fall.
As we move from one blessing to another,
May we embrace the beautiful transitions.  Amen.

Words of Assurance: Joel 2:23, NIV
Be glad, people of Zion, rejoice in the Lord your God,
for he has given you the autumn rains because he is faithful.
He sends you abundant showers, both autumn and spring rains, as before.

The Lord’s Prayer
Our Father,
who art in heaven,
hallowed be thy name.
Thy kingdom come,
thy will be done,
on earth as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread;
and forgive us our trespasses,
as we forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation,
but deliver us from evil;
for thine is the kingdom,
and the power,
and the glory forever.
Amen.

Opening Song: Natalie Grant, “Praise You In This Storm”

Scripture: Isaiah 40:6-8, Good News Bible
A voice cries out, “Proclaim a message!”
“What message shall I proclaim?” I ask.
“Proclaim that all human beings are like grass;
they last no longer than wild flowers.
Grass withers and flowers fade
when the Lord sends the wind blowing over them.
People are no more enduring than grass.
Yes, grass withers and flowers fade,
but the word of our God endures forever.”

Sunday Sermon

Part One: Rained Out
Last weekend, the Western Michigan football team seemed to have won the greatest game in their program’s history, an upset against Michigan State, until the referees put one second back on the clock. Michigan threw a Hail Mary and won the game. The entire sporting world was upset. Everyone was blaming the refs: the TV, the internet, the fans, even people who don’t watch football. But Western Michigan coach Lance Taylor had a different message for his players. After the game, he told them that sometimes things weren’t going to go their way, and they had a choice of how to respond. The way they chose to respond would speak volumes about their character and eventually help to determine not only their prospects in life, but their happiness. This message, because it is so rare and against the grain, became a news story in itself; but it’s not a new message, because we can find it everywhere in the Bible.

Last week my family was visiting and we planned to go to Sunken Meadow Park. We had the choice of going Monday afternoon, right after they arrived, with a slight chance of showers, or waiting until Tuesday when the forecast said that it would stop raining at 10 and start again at noon, giving us a small window of safety. You can guess what happened. We went on Tuesday, and within a minute of putting our towels down, lightning flashed and the beach was evacuated. Instead of going home, we decided to wait it out on some covered benches, and eventually got to go in the water. And even though it rained on us again, playing catch in the water in the rain with my nephew and some other local children turned out to be the highlight of the visit.

This isn’t something we could have seen coming. If you were to tell me (or anyone, really) that they should go to the beach in the rain because it would be awesome would look at you like you were nuts. Of course, those who follow these sermons remember that I had just gone to the beach in the rain the week before, so I had an inkling that it was possible. This is not to say that we should have gone ahead with the barbecue and the blessing of the animals in the rain, because nobody wants to eat a wet burger. And think of the cats! But it does mean that today, inside, doesn’t have to be that bad, and may even end up better ~ we just don’t know.

What do we do when our plans are derailed? We might be disappointed; we might get angry or sad; we may even take it out on someone else. In this case, it’s tempting to blame forecasters or even God, because rain is an act of God. And we could pout and stay grumpy all day. But what would be the point? This is still the day that the Lord has made. If we need help recalibrating, the easiest thing to do is to take a piece of paper, draw a line down the middle, then on one side write the things that are not going our way and on the other the blessings we still have.

Habakkuk writes,
Even if the fig tree does not bloom
and the vines have no grapes,
even if the olive tree fails to produce
and the fields yield no food,
even if the sheep pen is empty
and the stalls have no cattle—
even then,
I will be happy with the Lord.
I will truly find joy in God, who saves me.

Habukkuk was probably all right with a rainy day.

Part Two: What Endures?
One of my projects this year is to play everything in my CD collection and see if I want to keep it. People always ask, “Are you ever going to play all of these CDs?” The answer is yes. But I’m not keeping all of them. It’s sobering to remember how many times I spent $15 on a CD in order to get one song, not to like any of the other songs, and then to get tired of the one song I liked! So if I still like the CD, I keep it, and if I like only one song, I download it and dispose of the disc.

If you’ve ever done this with CDs or records or books or toys or dishes or anything else you collect, you’ve come to the same conclusions. Some of the things that once gave us joy no longer give us joy. We often accumulate things with no practical or emotional value and hold on to them for no apparent reason. Most of us have bought a piece of clothing that we didn’t like, but we didn’t want to go through the hassle of taking it back, so we kept it because we spent money on it, but we also never wore it. This is probably a good time to mention that St. Paul’s has a thrift shop, no questions asked – just leave donations on the doorstep – and that Santaport is coming up for quality non-clothing items. This mid-sermon commercial was brought to you by Santaport – coming November 21 to a church near you!

While going through my possessions, I always return to the same question: what endures? What songs endure, what books endure, what memories endure? And here’s where today’s Scripture comes in: “Grass withers and flowers fade, but the word of our God endures forever.” Another Scripture reads, “Give thanks to the Lord, for he is good, his love endures forever.” It’s amazing to realize that I’ve been reading this book almost my entire life, and that not only am I not tired of it, but that it keeps revealing new insights and new revelations. That’s why the Bible is called the Living Word. I can look at a passage that I’ve known forever and still find something new in it. And not only that ~ knowing that the Lord’s love endures forever is a counterbalance to all of the things that are always changing. To quote a song our band sings, “It’s constant in the trials and the change; this one thing remains ~ your love.”

Part Three: Seasons
Those of us in the Northeast have a blessing that those who live in Florida do not. We have the seasons, and the lessons they bring. Some people might like a little less snow, or slightly longer summers, but others find a way to cherish every season, because they help to amplify today’s lesson: that the way to navigate life’s disappointments is to shift from one blessing to another, or as The Rolling Stones sing, “You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need.”

There is great value in looking forward to something. One advantage of having today’s event rained out is that we have another week to look forward to it! In the same way, every evening is a sneak preview of fall: the temperature drops below 70 ~ tonight’s low is 57 ~ and we can see the squirrels gathering their nuts, but there’s no sense of urgency. The earliest snow ever to fall in New York was in 1876, but the average first snow is December 13.

From the fall, we learn that all good things must come to an end, but that new good things await. Today is the first Sunday of NFL football, and it’s raining, so that works out really well. As of this morning, both the Jets and Giants are undefeated, so hope spring eternal. The Knicks will be back soon. I am almost in the mood for hot apple cider with a cinnamon stick, but I’m not rushing it. The fall festivals will soon begin. I don’t want the leaves to turn, but when they do I change my mind. I don’t want the sun to set earlier, but when it does, I rediscover reading in the late afternoon.

Fall is but one season in a cycle. Life doesn’t end when the ocean grows cold, just as worship goes on even when it rains and just as God loves us, even when we turn away. In one sense, we might say, “Fall is when people come back to church because they run out of other things to do,” but in another we might say, “Fall is when people come back to church and remember how good God is just when they need it the most.” Fall reminds us that we too are finite, like the flowers and the grass, but that one day we too will change, and that we need not fear that change, for God is constant, and his love is eternal.

Summer and winter and springtime and harvest
Morning by morning new mercies I see
All I have needed thy hand hath provided
Great is thy faithfulness, Lord, unto me.
Amen!

Closing Song: United Pursuit, “Seasons Change”

Benediction
May we learn to adapt:
to pivot from one blessing to another,
without losing our sense of grace.
Amen.